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People's Blog • Advil Shamelessly Markets "Pain Equity"

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Just as we're becoming comfortable with the idea that corporate USSA is abandoning CRT/DEI, Pfizer marketing has invented a new dual pain from whole woke cloth—Pain Equity and Systemic Pain Bias.

Here's someone else's photo of a Pfizer Advil display, looking like it should be on a street corner table next to a 3-card Monty game during a BLM march:

WOKE Advil.jpg

The signs are probably too small to read, so to bring you speedy, non habit-forming, over-the-counter relief, I've enlarged each sign and photographed them with a truth filter:

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The Signs C-U.jpg

Meanwhile, I'll continue to get my generic Naxoprene for half the price.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -systemic/

https://www.believemypain.com/

P.S. Pfizer has been busy with other projects, too:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -bypassed/

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 3/16/2024, 3:04 pm — Replies 2 — Views 83



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