Comrades, our position here at the People's 5th Shock Agitprop Severo-Vostochnyy Kommand Headquarters is perfect for viewing the Great People's Total Solar Eclipse of 2024.
Here are the pictures.
I ordered a Lieutenant to take up a recon plane and see if he could get some pictures from a better vantage point.
He tried his best but took few pictures and got lost, so I popped some white smoke (see green arrow) to guide him back to base. Upon landing, he told me he thought he could've gotten a better picture of me if he'd stayed on the ground.
Now he is a Private.
And on a similar note, here is a sensational headline before and after I fixed it. I didn't disclose the offending news service because I didn't want to embarrass The Gateway Pundit's editors, who don't know the difference between historic and historical or new and newly (or how to use caps lock).
Hopefully, the sky will be even clearer on a next Tuesday in 2024.