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People's Karaoke • Happy Birthday You're Obscene

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Happy Birthday, You’re Obscene
Colonel Obyezyana

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Tonight's the night I've dreaded so
Because you're not a girl any mo’
You've turned into the weirdest boy I've ever seen
Happy birthday, you’re obscene

What happened to that female prance
My little girl now has a bulge in her pants
I can't believe my eyes, you’ve just affirmed your dream
Happy birthday, you’re obscene

When you were only six
I was your big brother
Then when you were ten
We didn't like each other
When you were thirteen
You were my conflicted valentine
But since you've grown up
Your crotch is stiched up
And now you’ll never be mine, so

If I should grimace with sad surprise
It's just that you've transitioned before my very eyes
You've turned into the weirdest boy I've ever seen
Happy birthday, you’re obscene

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Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 4/11/2024, 7:20 pm — Replies 0 — Views 42



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