People's Blog • Kamala Word Salad Infects Secret Service Agent

The TPC Center for Diseased Minds reports the first case of Kamala Word Salad infecting those around Kamala Harris. This transference of a Word Salad from Kamala to a close associate is the first instance that questions whether Kamala is a Word Salad carrier capable of turning the mind of a hightly trained special agent into mushmouth gibberish. According to TPC Center for Diseased Minds' official statement:

"The highly trained speciality agent was armed when he reported for duty at Joint Base Andrews when he suddenly spoke in "Kamala Word Salad Gibberish" and attacked his fellow agents. The Kamala Word Salad infected agent was straight jacketed with handcuffs by fellow agents and is now incarcerated in a leather padded cell. The unnamed agent will remain under observation at the TPC Center for Diseased Minds for clinical observation.

What is not known is how many other armed Secret Service Agents, tasked with the mission to protect the safety of important to the challenged Democracy of America officials are also infected with KWSP (Kamala Word Salad Psychosis).

Also under consideration is the question, is KWSP covered by Federal Health Care Coverage?

So far, no one has ventured to inquire as to whether the host carrier, Kamala, should be quarantined at the Naval Observatory to prevent further spread of KWSP. The TPC Center for Diseased Minds is unsure if KWSP is a virus contagion, or just common stupidity.

Until further grant money is supplied for more study, avoiding Kamala Harris interviews and speeches is advised.

https://nypost.com/2024/04/24/us-news/k ... er-agents/

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 4/25/2024, 10:25 am — Replies 2 — Views 176

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